catsbeaversandducks:

Cats are beautiful even when making goofy faces.

Photos by ©Holly

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

monobeartheater:

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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what the fuck just happened

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thetardisinpurgatory:

okAY BUT LOOK AT THESE CATS

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THEY’RE

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SO

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BIG

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AND

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FLUFFY

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT BABES

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ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

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monetizeyourcat:

when asked to explain spending thousands of dollars on a special dye applicator and opportunity costs to diving-certified crew in order to film himself “pranking” a series of sponges so they appeared to be farting, blue world host jonathan bird explained, “wooo! owned! fucking owned, ya sessile jabronis!”, cackling and clapping his hands at his own useless footage

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clientsfromhell:

Client: The website you made for us looks great, but the ordering screen doesn’t look complete.

Me: Right, that’s because you haven’t provided prices for the products yet.

Client: When can you put those in?

Me: As soon as you provide the prices, I can put them on the site.

Client: But if they’re on the website, won’t anybody just be able to read them?

Me: Yes. Isn’t that why you wanted an ordering page?

Client: We need customers to be able to place an order online, but they can’t see the prices. Those are trade secrets. We can’t just show them to everyone!

killer-cat:

by ~Mischi3vo

creekdontrise:

Anyway here are the better pictures I took of the dog stinkhorn in anticipation of identifying it. nothing this week has made me as profoundly uncomfortable as this fungus 

It has a hollow fruiting body so touching it was like touching a tepid, airless balloon. That also smelled 

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faceacne:

Walk fast look straight ahead don’t smile look important

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