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mihirahira02:

日本語での口調を考える。

とりあえず解りやすいソラックスとフェフェリィから。

「Homestuck Japanese Translation Project Wiki」

を少し参考にさせていただきました。

何か見落としてる要素があったら申し訳ないです。

あとはだいたい脳内妄想だ!!!参考にしてはいけないぞ!!!

I have no idea what this says (except for the english part, of course) but that image is adorable.

http://notalwaysright.com/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-pregnant-woman-scorned/2453

(A man comes to my register with a mint chocolate candy bar.)

Me: “Anything else?”

Customer: “Can you break a $100 bill?”

Me: “Actually, I can’t. We just opened and I haven’t gone to the bank today.”

Customer: “Oh, no! Do you know anywhere I can get change? I need this candy right away!”

(At this point I notice his panicked look. Coupled with the fact that he’s buying the most unappetizing candy in the store, I jump to a conclusion.)

Me: “Sir, these aren’t for you, are they?”

Customer: “No.”

Me: “Did your pregnant wife send you out at 8 in the morning to buy this candy?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “For the love of God, man! Get these home to her before you’re in even more trouble! You can come back and pay me later!”

(The customer bolts out the door. He later came back, visibly calmer, and paid.)

You’re taking this the wrong way, though I can see where your coming from.

And I would like to mention now that no, I do not think this is fair, nor ‘how it should be’, and I do not believe ANYONE should have to deal with this kinda shit…

I should also say that all men are not the same, just as all women are not the same, either. There ARE men who have self-control, not EVERY man is like the scumbag that rapes someone on the street, and there are certain places where the less savory types do tend to congregate… And, unfortunately, many of these places are public.

When people tell women not to do those things, it’s for the same reason one would (hypothetically) tell a fish not to swim in shark-infested waters. The fish may not deserve to be eaten, it may not be trying to look delicious, it may even have no other choice but to be there… But nothing is going to prevent a shark’s natural instinct to be an opportunist. And unfortunately, some men are more like a shark or ape then man.

And… There’s also a lot of male psychology that also plays a crucial role in this, that’s REALLY difficult for me to explain… Especially because, as I said earlier, people are different, and I have only my own eyes to see through.

(Source: shardpool)

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